View Full Version : Funny Thing Happened Last Night!
WelchWitch
09-15-2008, 01:19 PM
A funny thing happened last night, I was riding my broom minding my own business when out of nowhere a large wet sticky tongue slurps me out of the sky and makes me watch that crazy older movie where Dan Akroyd is a judge and Chevy Chase and Demi Moore are his prisoners till I couldn't take it anymore! In a muffled gargle and with a large utter in my face I was told I was home and the only way to get out of the mud was to remain there and play with everyone in the sandbox. So I figured with my black book empty and no phone calls happening, I didn't want to be the only one outside looking in so figured what the hay! I asked if I could have a unlimited supply of milk if I do it and was told hell ya, but I would have to milk the teat myself! So I will bring the double stuff oreos and I will be set. So with the demands agreed upon I can say one thing....................................
WelchWitch is back at SCREAMPARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHHEEHHEHEEHE
So come one come all......You will never guess where I will be at. You will never know its me!!
Welcome back! Can't wait to see your broom parked back in the usual spot!
milkunits
09-15-2008, 03:39 PM
My friend of the Broom, all that awaits you is sudden doom. With a flick of your hat and a pet of your cat, I am glad we had our chat.
I leave you now my friend with a preview to your end. Shall this city rip from you all that is living and leave you walking it's streets trying to get out.
Chaos blooms
Stare the chaos, look it in the sky,
can you see that, see how clouds cry,
can you feel their sorrow, their pain,
share their sorrow, feel the rain...
Wildly raging chaos,
nothing dare to cross...
Bloody rain of the chaos, soaking,
on the ground it pours, flooding,
to go everywhere, rain of the chaos dared,
not even the darkest ground is spared...
Growth of the vine, rise of the roses,
wild, untamed, to the sky reaches...
See those blood red flowers,
ones that bathe in the blood showers,
see them soon start to bloom,
for others, they predict doom...
From the vines, demons nest,
woven, like the finest vest...
Fiends fangs, razor sharp, spreading the pain,
demons tearing the flesh, mortals just slain,
breaking the limbs, shedding blood in the drain,
for humans, their life was for vain...
Do not shelter in the fear,
it only will you spear...
Give up the life and just die,
death is the friend, don't be a shy,
scream, let out that final cry,
in the last moment, just ask, why...
Finally just rot, to the soil turn,
for your time, in the ground sojourn...
Life, chaos, from the underground just stare,
feed the roses, feed the vines, from them care,
next time, maybe, your life they spare,
inside the mother earth, death for a while wear...
Hellraiser15
09-15-2008, 08:53 PM
all of you scream parkers...
Cant wait to see it this year. Ill be sure to let you know when im coming and who I am so You can give me a great show!
Luv2BScared
09-15-2008, 11:16 PM
I'm psyched now!!!! Scare me so bad I throw up in my mouth a little would ya? You know I like it!!
WelchWitch
09-16-2008, 08:43 AM
LMAO Luv you are a sick twisted soul. I don't know if I could handle watching that. I might throw up watching you.
VickiDanger
09-16-2008, 10:58 AM
Throwing up in your mouth is one thing, but when you're scared so bad you poop a little...well that's pretty dang good. Huh Kris? lol
WelchWitch
09-16-2008, 11:36 AM
Whats really funny is I can work at a house with no problem, but be a guest and I still get scared and want to grab hold of the person in front of me. I clutch them so tight that it looks like we are one person. As an actor I don't jump as a guest I am a normal wuss. I have peed in my pants. I have never pooped or thrown up though. Does Luv do some weird things we are now learning about?
Luv2BScared
09-16-2008, 01:27 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WelchWitch @ Sep 16 2008, 07:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=4550)</div>
LMAO Luv you are a sick twisted soul. I don't know if I could handle watching that. I might throw up watching you.[/b]
Why thank you Welch!! It's hard to be sick and twisted and it goes unrecognized!!! http://www.octoberlounge.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VickiDanger @ Sep 16 2008, 09:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=4551)</div>
Throwing up in your mouth is one thing, but when you're scared so bad you poop a little...well that's pretty dang good. Huh Kris? lol[/b]
LMAO....I'm hoping for that too!!! If both happen simultaneously, THAT'S a kickin' haunt!!!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WelchWitch @ Sep 16 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=4552)</div>
Whats really funny is I can work at a house with no problem, but be a guest and I still get scared and want to grab hold of the person in front of me. I clutch them so tight that it looks like we are one person. As an actor I don't jump as a guest I am a normal wuss. I have peed in my pants. I have never pooped or thrown up though. Does Luv do some weird things we are now learning about?[/b]
That's so funny...becoming one with the person in front of you cuz' you're scared...who does that sound like Vicki??? Hmmmm.
No, I do not do weird things in haunts....outside of haunts is another story though!! http://www.octoberlounge.com/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif
Skelterbet
09-19-2008, 01:51 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WelchWitch @ Sep 15 2008, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=4543)</div>
WelchWitch is back at SCREAMPARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHHEEHHEHEEHE[/b]
::Skelterbet looks around to make sure no one is watching...and then does the Happy Dance::
Luv2BScared
09-20-2008, 12:02 AM
Now we're gonna have some fun!!!
redskittle007
09-20-2008, 08:26 AM
i am so happy you are back welch! I hope to see you there!!
robokatt12
09-20-2008, 09:00 AM
Just the image of a GIANT COW- TONGUE grabbing you out of the night sky is enough to send chills down my spine. The udder thing doesn't bother me so much. Udders are cuddly.
Hello Witchikins and all Octo-loungers-I've been priming myself for this season by watching lots of great old fright flicks. I just watched "Carrie" and I've been on a Vincent Price binge lately ("Dr. Phibes", both of 'em, "Masque of the Red Death", "The Tingler", "The Fly"...great stuff!).
Does anyone know if HD will be hosting another night at ScreamPark this season? I had a blast two years ago, meeting WW and a clawful of other OLers.
Welcome back, everybloody.
Skelterbet
09-20-2008, 12:07 PM
Great to hear from you Robo! Welcome Back!
I hope they do another Haunted Denver night.
Luv2BScared
09-20-2008, 12:08 PM
There is talk of an HD night and we are trying to see if we can make that happen. Where it will be if we can pull it off is still a mystery...you can bet we will let you know though!
WelchWitch
09-20-2008, 12:26 PM
ROBO!! Welcome back on, missed ya!!
I look forward to seeing you all this year for sure!! That was a great night on so many levels, I hope we can do it again that would be awesome. I soooo look forward to seeing everyone and getting caught up with everything. Working at Elitchs was hard because not everyone could come there and say hi, so now we can for sure hook up!
Luv2BScared
09-21-2008, 07:33 PM
Can't wait to see you Welch! Make sure and scare me the way I like!! We'll be there soon!
WelchWitch
09-21-2008, 08:45 PM
Bring it on sister!! I am waiting for ya!!! Just remember one thing. Every house knows when you are coming through once you get there. You just won't know where we are in the house while your going through. Its like going into a house and everyone says your name as you go through each room and you don't know how they know it.
Hellraiser15
09-21-2008, 09:24 PM
well welch you know what i look like. (Although I did chop off my hair)
So im expecting a good show
WelchWitch
09-22-2008, 12:13 AM
Oh yes hell...I remember. But the question is, will you know its me?
Luv2BScared
09-22-2008, 12:37 AM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WelchWitch @ Sep 21 2008, 07:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=4661)</div>
Bring it on sister!! I am waiting for ya!!! Just remember one thing. Every house knows when you are coming through once you get there. You just won't know where we are in the house while your going through. Its like going into a house and everyone says your name as you go through each room and you don't know how they know it.[/b]
I can't wait Welch!!!!! I am SO ready for the season to get started!! Are you psyched??
WelchWitch
09-22-2008, 09:44 AM
I more psyched now then when I finished a jigsaw puzzle last week after only 6 months. And to think the box says from 2-4 years!
Skelterbet
09-22-2008, 06:12 PM
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WelchWitch @ Sep 22 2008, 08:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (index.php?act=findpost&pid=4676)</div>
I more psyched now then when I finished a jigsaw puzzle last week after only 6 months. And to think the box says from 2-4 years![/b]
I think I hurt myself when I fell out of the chair laughing...
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